Welcome to the man cave. Hidden behind a wall of tools, is your haven of man-itude. Not an ounce of anything feminine lies behind these doors. No pink, no tutus and absolutely NO DUCKFACE SELFIES are permitted in the man cave!!!
There’s beer, cars, bikes, kegs, poker, cigars and sinks dispensing only liquor (hell yes!). A Darth Vadar fridge that announces ‘Luke, I have your beer’ every time you open it (it’s awesome!). Anything cute and fluffy gets fried to a crisp by the laser sensors, sadly proven when Princess followed me into the man cave that fateful day… RIP.
And there, hanging on the wall, protected in a golden frame, sitting in pride of place is your precious pair of Red-Bellied Snake thongs. They don’t leave your cave. This is where they belong. This is the man cave. Enter if you dare.
(ALL LAZY DAYZ PURCHASE COME WITH A FR33 BAG VALUED @ $2.95).
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