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Today, you should say yes to everything because today is the day you can do it all.
Carve a full size football team out of ice for a fundraiser? Easy.
Capture the elephant that escaped the zoo then found the zookeeper’s beer stash and is now on a drunken rampage in the city? No sweat.
Babysit at your niece’s Frozen-themed birthday along with her classmates? Bring it on!
All 30 of them? Um, sure.
Did I mention that she’s turning 4? Oh… uh yea…
You’ll be paid in beer, lots of beer. Let’s do this!
Today is your day. Seize it, you Prowling Snow Leopard you!
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